Poetry Open Mic Night
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Open Mic Night. You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Comedy Show
We welcome host Virginia Anzengruber and local comedians to the Scorpion Farts Club stage! It’s always a good night for a good laugh. Comedy shows in our intimate space are somehow even funnier.
Tickets are required (in advance if possible, or at the door).
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Body Double Writing Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you carve out space every month for writing and to meet new friends who love to write. Body doubling is a term used to describe the phenomenon of experiencing more accountability, productivity, and motivation simply by doing a task alongside another person.
New and seasoned writers are welcome!
Gather & Resist
I can’t process this.
I don’t know how to hold it.
I can’t hold it alone.
Neither can we. We will gather monthly and allow the group to evolve as we share needs and gauge our capacity, explore community resources and coping strategies, find opportunities to support and protect each other, and plug into the work and calls to action already happening in our community.
Poetry Workshop
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Workshop. New prompts are offered every month. You are welcome to bring and share a poem (optional), and kind-hearted feedback is provided if you desire it. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Collage Night
Local Art Therapist Steven Edelman hosts our monthly Collage Night. Supplies are provided, everyone is welcome!
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Writer's Prompt Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you hone your writing skills with new (optional) prompts every month. New and seasoned writers are welcome.
Meets the 3rd Thursday of each month.
Bake Effect Baking Club
Do you love baking and community? Come make friends with other local bakers! You are invited to try a new bake & bring it to share with the group. Please bring serving utensils if they are needed. Hosted by Mae from Bake Effect GR (@bakeeffectgr) at Scorpion Hearts Club on the 3rd Sunday of the month from 3-5pm.
Queer & (Neuro)Spicy Meet-Up
Calling all queer & neurodivergent folks! Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for a time of connection, unwinding, & being fully yourself. You are welcome to chat, stim, unmask, or just sit quietly & vibe.
Fidgets and drawing materials are provided to keep your hands busy. Feel free to bring your own.
An Acoustic Evening with Erin Monroe & Friends
Get ready for a cozy night filled with great vibes and soulful tunes. Erin Monroe and her talented friends will be jamming live, bringing you an unforgettable acoustic experience. Whether you're a fan of heartfelt lyrics or just love chill music sessions, this is the place to be! Come hang out, enjoy some fantastic music, and make new friends.
Leggy Frog Crochet Workshop
Join us at Scorpion Hearts for this project based workshop focused on making this adorable lil green froggy! We will work step-by-step through the pattern, stopping at the more challenging parts. This is an advanced beginner class— participants should have a small working knowledge of crochet and can already do single crochet, chains & slip stitches!
Expert instruction provided by the lovely JJ Crum (they/them) of Far Out Fiber.
Craft & Spotify Jam Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of crafting and listening to music together.
Bring your own craft! You're invited to add your current hyperfixation song(s) to the background Spotify Jam playlist for us to listen to while we craft. Our hope is to provide an opportunity to build connection with one another over a shared activity.
Poetry Open Mic Night
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Open Mic Night. You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Body Double Writing Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you carve out space every month for writing and to meet new friends who love to write. Body doubling is a term used to describe the phenomenon of experiencing more accountability, productivity, and motivation simply by doing a task alongside another person.
New and seasoned writers are welcome!
Comedy Show
We welcome host Virginia Anzengruber and local comedians to the Scorpion Farts Club stage! It’s always a good night for a good laugh. Comedy shows in our intimate space are somehow even funnier.
Tickets are required (in advance if possible, or at the door).
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Gather & Resist
I can’t process this.
I don’t know how to hold it.
I can’t hold it alone.
Neither can we. We will gather monthly and allow the group to evolve as we share needs and gauge our capacity, explore community resources and coping strategies, find opportunities to support and protect each other, and plug into the work and calls to action already happening in our community.
Poetry Workshop
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Workshop. New prompts are offered every month. You are welcome to bring and share a poem (optional), and kind-hearted feedback is provided if you desire it. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Bake Effect Baking Club
Do you love baking and community? Come make friends with other local bakers! You are invited to try a new bake & bring it to share with the group. Please bring serving utensils if they are needed. Hosted by Mae from Bake Effect GR (@bakeeffectgr) at Scorpion Hearts Club on the 3rd Sunday of the month from 3-5pm.
Queer & (Neuro)Spicy Meet-Up
Calling all queer & neurodivergent folks! Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for a time of connection, unwinding, & being fully yourself. You are welcome to chat, stim, unmask, or just sit quietly & vibe.
Fidgets and drawing materials are provided to keep your hands busy. Feel free to bring your own.
Collage Night
Local Art Therapist Steven Edelman hosts our monthly Collage Night. Supplies are provided, everyone is welcome!
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Writer's Prompt Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you hone your writing skills with new (optional) prompts every month. New and seasoned writers are welcome.
Meets the 3rd Thursday of each month.
Craft & Spotify Jam Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of crafting and listening to music together.
Bring your own craft! You're invited to add your current hyperfixation song(s) to the background Spotify Jam playlist for us to listen to while we craft. Our hope is to provide an opportunity to build connection with one another over a shared activity.
Poetry Open Mic Night
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Open Mic Night. You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Body Double Writing Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you carve out space every month for writing and to meet new friends who love to write. Body doubling is a term used to describe the phenomenon of experiencing more accountability, productivity, and motivation simply by doing a task alongside another person.
New and seasoned writers are welcome!
Comedy Show
We welcome host Virginia Anzengruber and local comedians to the Scorpion Farts Club stage! It’s always a good night for a good laugh. Comedy shows in our intimate space are somehow even funnier.
Tickets are required (in advance if possible, or at the door).
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Gather & Resist
I can’t process this.
I don’t know how to hold it.
I can’t hold it alone.
Neither can we. We will gather monthly and allow the group to evolve as we share needs and gauge our capacity, explore community resources and coping strategies, find opportunities to support and protect each other, and plug into the work and calls to action already happening in our community.
Poetry Workshop
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Workshop. New prompts are offered every month. You are welcome to bring and share a poem (optional), and kind-hearted feedback is provided if you desire it. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Queer & (Neuro)Spicy Meet-Up
Calling all queer & neurodivergent folks! Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for a time of connection, unwinding, & being fully yourself. You are welcome to chat, stim, unmask, or just sit quietly & vibe.
Fidgets and drawing materials are provided to keep your hands busy. Feel free to bring your own.
Collage Night
Local Art Therapist Steven Edelman hosts our monthly Collage Night. Supplies are provided, everyone is welcome!
Spanish Conversation Group
BYO lunch (optional) and join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an hour of brushing up on our Spanish in a low key, non-intimidating setting. We have so much fun with this group, and all levels of Spanish proficiency are welcome.
Writer's Prompt Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of writing together.
This event is intended to help you hone your writing skills with new (optional) prompts every month. New and seasoned writers are welcome.
Meets the 3rd Thursday of each month.
Bake Effect Baking Club
Do you love baking and community? Come make friends with other local bakers! You are invited to try a new bake & bring it to share with the group. Please bring serving utensils if they are needed. Hosted by Mae from Bake Effect GR (@bakeeffectgr) at Scorpion Hearts Club on the 3rd Sunday of the month from 3-5pm.
Craft & Spotify Jam Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of crafting and listening to music together.
Bring your own craft! You're invited to add your current hyperfixation song(s) to the background Spotify Jam playlist for us to listen to while we craft. Our hope is to provide an opportunity to build connection with one another over a shared activity.
Poetry Open Mic Night
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Open Mic Night. You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Intuitive Readings for Mutual Aid
Donate directly to GR Rapid Response to ICE and receive an intuitive reading from one of our wonderful volunteer intuitive readers.
Tarot and oracle readings offer clarity, insight, and guidance. They are a powerful tool for self-reflection and personal growth.
Intuitive Readings for Mutual Aid
Donate directly to GR Rapid Response to ICE and receive an intuitive reading from one of our wonderful volunteer intuitive readers.
Tarot and oracle readings offer clarity, insight, and guidance. They are a powerful tool for self-reflection and personal growth.
Craft & Spotify Jam Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of crafting and listening to music together.
Bring your own craft! You're invited to add your current hyperfixation song(s) to the background Spotify Jam playlist for us to listen to while we craft. Our hope is to provide an opportunity to build connection with one another over a shared activity.
Crochet 101 Workshop
Join us at Scorpion Hearts to learn how to crochet! This workshop is intended for beginners or anyone looking to brush up on their crochet skills. All materials provided - including a crochet hook, yarn, scissors, tapestry needle, & stitch markers to take home!
Expert instruction provided by the lovely JJ Crum (they/them) of Far Out Fiber.
Intuitive Readings for Mutual Aid
Donate directly to GR Rapid Response to ICE and receive an intuitive reading from one of our wonderful volunteer intuitive readers.
Tarot and oracle readings offer clarity, insight, and guidance. They are a powerful tool for self-reflection and personal growth.
Ava & Judah (Free Live Music!)
Enjoy a lovely afternoon at the cafe and support local musicians, Ava and Judah. Their acoustic folk sound is lovely! Featuring guitar, mandolin, & vocals.
IT’S ALSO DAY ONE OF OUR SPRING MENU! HAPPY SPRING!
Suncatcher Workshop with SOCCO
Come join us for a fun-filled session where you'll learn how to create beautiful sun catchers to brighten up your space. No prior experience needed - just bring your creativity and enthusiasm! This workshop includes materials enough to make at least two sun catchers per attendee!
Poetry Open Mic Night
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Open Mic Night. You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Collage Night
Local Art Therapist Steven Edelman hosts our monthly Collage Night. Supplies are provided, everyone is welcome!
Bake Effect Baking Club
Do you love baking and community? Come make friends with other local bakers! You are invited to try a new bake & bring it to share with the group. Please bring serving utensils if they are needed. Hosted by Mae from Bake Effect GR (@bakeeffectgr) at Scorpion Hearts Club on the 3rd Sunday of the month from 3-5pm.
Vintage Necklace Workshop with SOCCO
Create an upcycled, vintage beaded necklace and bracelet by threading crystal beads, glass beads, freshwater pearl beads, and more from a huge collection of vintage finds! Hosted by Denise from SOCCO. Ticket’s required.
Poetry Workshop
All are welcome to our monthly Poetry Workshop. New prompts are offered every month. You are welcome to bring and share a poem (optional), and kind-hearted feedback is provided if you desire it. Hosted by poets Nick West and Dorian Steele.
Hygge Mid Tea
Monday, December 29, 2025
Seatings at 11:00am or 2:00pm
Join us for an HYGGE-themed high mid tea! It’s gonna be the coziest.
Hygge is a Danish concept that means anything from “the art of creating coziness” to “tea by candlelight.” Bring your favorite blanket to wrap around you or wear your coziest sweater.
Each table will be served a beautiful charcuterie board, light bites, and premium loose-leaf teas chosen to be paired and enjoyed with your treats.
Tickets are $ 29.00 per person, available either as Tea for Two ($ 58.00) or Tea for Four ($ 116.00).
Please show your party’s purchase confirmation email when you arrive.
Crochet Workshop - Make an Earwarmer!
Join us at Scorpion Hearts to learn how to crochet an earwarmer!
All materials are provided along with expert instruction from the lovely JJ Crum (they/them) of Coffeepot Crochet.
The workshop is $ 20.00 per person, with limited tickets available.
Collage Night
Local Art Therapist Steven Edelman hosts our monthly Collage Night. Supplies are provided, everyone is welcome!
Suncatcher Workshop
Local artist and maker Denise, from Socco leads a workshop in creating your own suncatcher.
Poetry Open Mic Night
Scorpion Hearts Club's monthly Poetry Open Mic Night has become a favorite event for those in our community, and we welcome you to join us!
You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry.
Reading your own poetry can feel vulnerable, and we work hard to create a safe space for all those who desire to share with the group. One way we do this is by asking that participants respect one another in the following ways:
- Keep your reading to 5 minutes or less.
- If you read your poem earlier in the evening, please stay if you are able to show support for other poets.
- Snap for everyone. Snap! Snap! Snap!
Email info@scorpionheartsclub.com to guarantee a spot, or just show up.
This event is free.
Hosted by poet Nick West & Scorpion Hearts Club barista Dorian Steele.
Crochet 101 Workshop
Join us at Scorpion Hearts to learn how to crochet! This workshop is intended for beginners or anyone looking to brush up on their crochet skills.
All materials are provided along with expert instruction from the lovely JJ Crum (they/them) of Coffeepot Crochet.
The workshop is $ 15.00 per person, with limited tickets available.
Drag Bingo: A Fundraiser for GR LGBTQ+ Healthcare Consortium
Friday, September 26, 2025
7pm - 9pm
Scorpion Hearts Club
1035 Wealthy St SE
Grand Rapids, MI 49506
Join us for a fun evening to raise money for the GR LGBTQ+ Healthcare Consortium.
Your host, La Reine Divine, will lead us in several rounds of BINGO! Along with Katrina Tiki and Lavender Hazze, La Reine Divine will perform throughout the night.
Tickets are $ 12.00 per person, and all proceeds will go to the GR LGBTQ+ Healthcare Consortium. We expect this event to sell out, so we encourage you to buy your tickets in advance and bring cash to tip the queens!
We are a sober venue and our entire drink menu is available during the event (including plenty of non-caffeinated options).
Doors open at 6:30pm. Show starts at 7:00pm.
Please show your party’s purchase confirmation email at the door.
Disco Planter Craft Night
Come craft with us & make a disco mirror terracotta planter!
21+ event hosted by the Hot Glue Creux.
$ 25
All materials provided!
Disco Planters with the Hot Glue Creux
Looking to add some lively flair to your space? Join Hot Glue Creux at Scorpion Hearts Club for a fun and laid-back evening of crafting to make Disco Mirror Planters! You’ll get to mix and match from a variety of colorful and sliver mirrored disco tiles to create your own unique design. Whether you’re feeling bold and bright or cool and classic, this planter is perfect for turning any room into a party.
Each guest will take home a custom 3" terracotta clay pot with a matching drip tray as well as a special offer from Plant Shop!!
✨ When: Monday, September 22nd 6:30–8:30 PM
✨ Where: Scorpion Hearts Club, Grand Rapids
✨ 21+ Event
Ticket Policy: All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. However, if you are unable to attend, you may transfer your ticket to a friend. Please contact us in advance to arrange the transfer.
Collage Night
Join us at Scorpion Hearts Club for an evening of collaging together.
This event has appropriately been dubbed the Analog Collage Commune. We each page through the images in the many books provided and cut out what inspires us, moves us, or draws us in. Then we each create something new.
Host and art therapist Steven Edelman (more about Steven below) is so welcoming and happily provides guidance and support if you need it.
All materials are provided. You just gotta show up. You are also welcome to bring your own collage journal or supplies if you'd like.
This event is free to attend.
Scorpion Hearts Club is sober venue and our entire drink menu is available during the event (including plenty of non-caffeinated options).
Host Steven Edelman is a writer, artist, Expressive Arts Therapist, Licensed Professional Counselor, Depth Arts Facilitator, and community arts teacher.
Poetry Workshop
ALL ARE WELCOME
Scorpion Hearts Club's monthly Poetry Workshop is designed to be approachable and meaningful for seasoned poets and newbies alike. With new writing prompts each month, our hosts provide a safe space to explore the world of writing your own poetry.
Bring a journal and pen (or device if that's your preference).
You are also welcome to bring and share a poem you are working on (optional) and receive kind-hearted feedback.
Hosted by poet Nick West and Scorpion Hearts Club barista, Dorian Steele.
This event is free of charge.
Crochet 101 Workshop
Join us at Scorpion Hearts to learn how to crochet! This workshop is intended for beginners or anyone looking to brush up on their crochet skills.
All materials are provided along with expert instruction from the lovely JJ Crum (they/them) of Coffeepot Crochet.
The workshop is $ 15.00 per person, with limited tickets available.
Poetry Open Mic
Scorpion Hearts Club's monthly Poetry Open Mic Night has become a favorite event for those in our community, and we welcome you to join us!
You are invited to bring a poem to share (under 5 minutes, please) or to just come sip a delicious beverage and listen to poetry.
Reading your own poetry can feel vulnerable, and we work hard to create a safe space for all those who desire to share with the group. One way we do this is by asking that participants respect one another in the following ways:
Keep your reading to 5 minutes or less.
If you read your poem earlier in the evening, please stay if you are able to show support for other poets.
Snap for everyone. Snap! Snap! Snap!
Email info@scorpionheartsclub.com to guarantee a spot, or just show up.
This event is free.
Hosted by poet Nick West & Scorpion Hearts Club barista Dorian Steele.
Poetry Open Mic
Open mic hosted by Nick West and Dorian Steele, open to all! email info@scorpionheartsclub.com to read, or just show up.
Crochet 101 Workshop
Learn the basics of crochet with friendly folks! All materials provided.
Live Music - Jerel Domer
Free live music at the cafe! Local artist Jerel Domer performs.
Collage Night
Everyone is welcome! Collage night with Steven Edelman, local art therapist. Materials provided, or bring your own! Free event.
Dungeons and Dragons Workshop
Join us in designing and creating your own character! As our host, Dallas, phrased it: “The game is Seinfeld, not Monopoly.”